This is MY life




Ask me anything

Source: idolizingidina

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

Source: kanbaewest

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

Source: darnni

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leonmaughan:

When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07

Source: leonmaughan

schwabls:

vague social plans are the bane of my existence, they really are.

Source: schwabls

timholtorf:

thecouscousqueen:

justplainsomething:

the-thorster:

prettybluescarf:

Ten Chick Flick Cliches

Okay, but why is tumblr not talking about this???

NO BUT THIS IS BRILLIANT

I love that at no point in these scenarios were they pretending to be women.

the sliding down the wall crying part oh my god

Saving to watch later.

Source: prettybluescarf

  • book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

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